Subject:  Green Eggs and Ham and a Light Beer
Date:  1998/03/19

actual3@greenheart.com wrote:
 
> Horton Hears Voices in His Head.
> Green Eggs and Ham and a Light Beer.
> The Cat in the Hatchback.

...I do not like Green Eggs and Ham
I do not like them, Sam I Am!

Would you like them with Light Beer?
Made by Coors, who brew near here?

I would not like them with Light Beer
I can't stand brew that's almost clear.
I won't drink Millers, Buschs and Buds
I do not like commercial suds
But I just might -- that's only *might*
If you gave up this beer that's "Light"
And with those eggs and ham, if you
Would offer me a microbrew
A porter, stout, or I.P.A.
But until then, Sam, I must say:
I do not like Green Eggs and Ham
I do not like them, Sam I Am!